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WEEK 3 TURMOIL

zay GETS
THE BOOT

Management failure leads to superflex vacancy. The team scored 108.89 while leaving 21.90 on the bench — a move that cost them a win over Line of Coke and the median. CRexx55, a Bucs fan with fantasy roots but new to the format, takes the helm.

Sep 29

WEEK 3 DISPATCHES

Quick hits from around the league in a wild week of scoring.

PERFECT RECORD

fannin still flawless

Fannin The Flames beat Surviving Through IR 157.05 to 115.75 and moved to 6-0, the only perfect record.

WEEK HIGH SCORE

THE TOUCHABLES COMMIT A FELONY

The Touchables posted the Week 3 high score with 189.61 and now lead the league with 505.85 total points.

MEDIAN SURVIVOR

H&G SHOW OUT ON MNF... AGAIN

H&G string together back-to-bacl weeks of Monday Night Football heroics, snagging 2 wins and sending Olave Garden to 0-6.

POWER RANKINGS

THE STANDINGS SHOW THE RESULT. THE RANKINGS SHOW THE THREAT.

1

FANNIN THE FLAMES

The only perfect team backed it up with 157.05. Four starters cleared 20 points, and the roster absorbed quiet games from Mahomes and Jefferson without slowing down.

2

THE TOUCHABLES

Week 3’s 189.61-point demolition pushed them to a league-leading 505.85 total points. Six starters cleared 20, and the Bijan/London/Purdy core showed what this roster’s ceiling looks like.

5-1

3

LSU - LES SNEAD UNIVERSITY

4-2

The rebuilt contender answered with 147.87. Burrow, Herbert, Chase, Saquon, Henry, Adams and McConkey still give LSU arguably the deepest collection of proven firepower in the league.

4

LUCKY BUCKY

New management inherits Lamar, Amon-Ra, McBride, Olave, Bucky and Metcalf. The roster remains dangerous despite the Week 3 lineup disaster that cost the franchise two wins.

4-2

5

LINE OF COKE(R)

3-3

CeeDee, Jonathan Taylor, Rashee Rice and George Pickens give Coker a legit core, and Jayden Daniels’ return could be the piece that finally pushes this roster past .500.

6-0

WEEK 3
SCOREBOARD

FANNIN THE FLAMES

189.61 | 128.05

GIBB IT TILL IT HURTS
FANNIN THE FLAMES

157.05 | 115.75

SURVIVING THROUGH IR
LSU - LES SNEAD UNIVERSITY

147.87 | 130.01

QUINSHON OF THE DEAD
RUN FIRST, OPTIONS LATER

129.92 | 128.39

OLAVE GARDEN
LINE OF COKE(R)

119.45 | 108.89

LUCKY BUCKY

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